Roast Turkey Earrings
Everybody knows that Thanksgiving is the most awkward holiday of the year. Next time Uncle Jimbob decides to say something politically horrifying when you just asked him to pass the mashed potatoes, you’ll have the perfect strategy. Simply scream “LOOK, EVERYBODY. MY EARRINGS RESEMBLE THE FOOD THAT WE ARE EATING, AS PER THE TRADITION. HOW CHARMING.” Problem solved! The turkeys themselves are extremely lightweight and measure at approximately 1.25” top to bottom — er, neck to bones. The hooks are made of hypoallergenic stainless steel, so they’ll be comfortable all evening, from appetizers to pumpkin pie.
Everybody knows that Thanksgiving is the most awkward holiday of the year. Next time Uncle Jimbob decides to say something politically horrifying when you just asked him to pass the mashed potatoes, you’ll have the perfect strategy. Simply scream “LOOK, EVERYBODY. MY EARRINGS RESEMBLE THE FOOD THAT WE ARE EATING, AS PER THE TRADITION. HOW CHARMING.” Problem solved! The turkeys themselves are extremely lightweight and measure at approximately 1.25” top to bottom — er, neck to bones. The hooks are made of hypoallergenic stainless steel, so they’ll be comfortable all evening, from appetizers to pumpkin pie.
Everybody knows that Thanksgiving is the most awkward holiday of the year. Next time Uncle Jimbob decides to say something politically horrifying when you just asked him to pass the mashed potatoes, you’ll have the perfect strategy. Simply scream “LOOK, EVERYBODY. MY EARRINGS RESEMBLE THE FOOD THAT WE ARE EATING, AS PER THE TRADITION. HOW CHARMING.” Problem solved! The turkeys themselves are extremely lightweight and measure at approximately 1.25” top to bottom — er, neck to bones. The hooks are made of hypoallergenic stainless steel, so they’ll be comfortable all evening, from appetizers to pumpkin pie.
